levicopter:

detektivcanon:

Das ist ja allles schön und gut aber wisst ihr was mir im snk fandom fehlt??? Deutsche headcanons. Die Serie ist so deutschfixiert und trotzdem ist alles was ich sehe obligatorische “eren speaking german” posts wow. Darf ich daher ein paar bescheidene vorschläge machen

  • eren der anfängt assi deutsch zu reden wenn er sich aufregt. ALTA ISCH MACH DIE ALLE PLATT EH ISCH SCHWÖR
  • sasha die in nem dorf i-wo in niederbayern aufgewachsen ist und versucht hochdeutsch zu reden (ernsthaft das ist nicht mal n headcanon das ist schon fast canon)
  • HESSE-JEAN (es tut mir leid maddin schneider hängt für immer in meinem kopf)
  • levi mit nem heftigen berliner dialekt
  • ein sächselnder erwin.
  • levi in nem modern AU der sich nachmittagsgerichtssendungen reinzieht
  • generell: modern AUs die in deutschland spielen und nicht in einem stereotypischen amerikanischen high school setting. gymnasium AU man
  • DÖNERBUDEN AUs
  • und: ernsthaft warum gibt es noch keine mauerfall-witze

deutsches fandom erhebe dich. deine zeit ist gekommen.

Nicht zu vergessen eine Frauentausch AU wo Levi mit Hanji die Wohnung tauscht 

Levi: Alles versifft hier, bah. Messi bude.

Hanji: Joa, eigentlich ganz wie bei mir

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natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

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eelea:

OMG!!! We finally have our babies. ♥
We had the tank run without any animals for 7 weeks now. So water is perfect (sadly there are algea in there, but the bees nibble them like mad).
We have 6 red bees and two fishies that probably are called Oto? (The german name is this monster: gestreifter Ohrgitterharnischwels)
The brown stuff you see on the stone is completly gone, thanks to them.

Can you get fat fishies without getting them additional food? XD

Uh more stuff of our nano cube.
I made this vid earlier with my darlings celphone.
The sound sounds weird and creepy Oo°
But look how they eat, so cute and all….

I would like to add that this day was rather beautiful because we got 6 so, so cute red bee shrimpies and two fishies we are pretty sure are called Oto in english, for our nano cube.
The Otos are cleaning the surfaces that have gotten slighty algae. We didn’t have time to get the babies earlier to eat the stuff off them.
The stone cave you see above is already cleaned so well, they are so perfect and precious and oh gawd look at those little creatures…♥

“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
“No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world” 

Happy 35th Birthday, Hermione Jean Granger! (September 19th, 1979) 

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thankyoulordforhenrycavill:

liztrade:

stoneandbloodandwater:

iincantatem:

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what…

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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antidarkheart:

sno4wy:

How To Draw Better In 2 Minutes

Please watch this!

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